Moving House

10.25.07 (12:07 pm)   [edit]
I'm moving house. You can now find me here .

Don't Fake the Bacon

10.22.07 (11:35 pm)   [edit]

ok, it's been a long time since i last posted, so let's get straight to the important issues. What exactly is the difference between regular mac & cheese and mac & cheese deluxe? And for that matter, why would anyone want macaroni cheese that was flavoured with imitation chicken or imitation tomato? it's just not right.

I'm a big fan of fake foods, and i think mac cheese sort of falls into that category. When i say sort of, i mean entirely, because i'm sure that cheese in its most natural form doesn't present as a powder or as a sticky gelatinous glob in a can. Regardless of the complete unnaturality (is that a word?) of fake cheese, it does taste pretty good. Just not when you add fake tomato flavoured powder to the fake cheese powder. There should be no mixing of the fake powders. Worst fake flavour ever? Bacon. You can't fake bacon. All fake bacon flavoured things end up tasting like smoked plastic. Not a good flavour.